Sean H. Cairns

// Devour-er of Music
Sean H. Cairns

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886xp to level 8

Since I’m also the point-master (or whatever you wanna call it), my score doesn’t really count all that much. You can ignore it on the scoreboard if you want. I promise I won’t be upset about it.

// May 26, 2013
35

Afterparty

What better way to calm down after a hectic day than midnight Steak & Shake? Nom!

// May 25, 2013
200

The Ol’ Strohfeldt Surprise

They got Dave & Ruthie good and it was amazing to be a part of it!! Go Team Johnsburg!

// May 23, 2013
165

All Things Considered

For having the brakes go out on the car during, it was a pretty good adventure. And now we have a new story to tell!

// May 19, 2013
100

Learning The Way

It takes careful discipline, a steady hand, and a 5-hour drive to master opening and closing the cottage.

// May 12, 2013
110

Post-Grad Celebration

From the hoochies upon the dueling pianos, to skiball, even Lauren with that stupid clapper thing, ’twas great celebrating Em’s achievement!

// May 8, 2013

Devour-er of Music

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I don’t listen to music… I devour it. I also see it, which is pretty bitchin’ if you’ve never had synesthesia.

WERNSTROM!

WERNSTROM!

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This snarky son-of-a-bitch gives you +7 to mad-science-ing but also invokes the wrath of Farnsworth.

// May 4, 2013
125

Every Shade of Mauve

Lamb-chop lollipops! Inferno debauchery! Outdoor concerts with foam, confiscated chalk, and every shade of mauve face-paint. Wicked weekend!

// April 27, 2013
125

Moving Out Party

That was one hell of a moving-out party (including a pinata!!) – not to mention our additional adventuring!

// April 23, 2013
45

Opa!

Had a lovely dinner at the Village Squire (for the first time ever for one of us) & played the catch-up-on-life game!

// April 19, 2013
175

Living Our LIVES

Lauren was surprised, wine was drunk, forests and creeks were explored. Truly, we lived our lives.

// April 15, 2013
50

Trivia Night Part 2

All that matters is that we sat up in the balcony. Yeah we were tied for first until the last question, but the balcony is what matters!

45

Epic Jessica

Jess and Sean had an epic lunch at Epic Deli!

// April 14, 2013
65

Back in the Madisaddle

Rolled on up to Madison to see my lovely ladies up there & have some fun and adventure!

// April 13, 2013
40

Hunters of Apartments

It wasn’t productive, but we officially started the hunt for an apartment… here’s to hoping that things go better in the future!

// April 8, 2013
50

Bangers and Mash

We might not have won, but it was fun anyways! NEXT WEEK WE’RE CHAMPIONS!

// April 7, 2013
165

Tumblr of Regret

Hit some fancy bars, had a productive work day, pizza, movies, felt better about life, wandered the city, and even got fresh pie!

// March 30, 2013
35

Swamp in the Yard

A rousing game of front-yard catch followed by a trip to the Oberweis! A nice pre-Easter family night.

// March 28, 2013
50

Back on the Horse

A certain project that’s been on the back-burner for a while is back on, and we just had our first mini-meeting to get back on track!

// March 23, 2013
85

Geek Field Trip

Geeky coffee shop (complete with DeLorean), geeky art/toy shop, geeky robot-building shop, geeky comic shop, and a Vietnamese lunch!!

// March 22, 2013
85

Lauren’s Bjyrthdae!

We came together to celebrate Troppy’s survival of another year, ate an ocean’s worth of sushi and had a grand ol’ time!

// March 19, 2013

The Front-End

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I am the front-end of development. I am… The Front-End. *dramatic music* *exciting logo* *profit*

Apple Elixir

Apple Elixir

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A magic elixir crafted from over-priced and proprietary apples, granting +8 to Mac environment compatibility .

// March 16, 2013
100

Food & Ferrets

Epic brunch, fuzzy animals, bookstore, nerd-hobby store, quest for beads, sad little mall, spice shop… *phew!*

// March 15, 2013
175

Idus Martiae

Caitlin’s house hosted an amazing Castle-level party celebrating the Ides of March! There was SO much dancing!!!!

// March 11, 2013
75

First Day

I started my new job at HS2 Solutions today! I even got my MacBook pro 2 days early. It’s all going Sean, now!

// March 9, 2013
100

Genital Snarf

Hamster ball led to dinner, which lead to drinks, sleeping, and cinnamon rolls for breakfast! Happy birthday, Em!

// March 7, 2013
65

I’ve Heard of You

The folks at your work finally met this “Sean guy”, plus ice cream at the mall! Huzzah after-work adventure with the ladies!

// March 4, 2013
95

Supermassive Rock Show!

We saw Muse at the United Center. I don’t think this needs any further explanation.

// March 2, 2013
100

A Noratastic Birthday

Dinner, bowling, and going out drinking! It’s almost as though Nora had her birthday or something! So much fun!!

// February 23, 2013
75

Stepfather Gets Attended

Stepfather show in Chicago – a dangerous good time & Boy Meets World erotica, to boot!

125

Chicago Hair Color

An epic day of wandering the city and coloring our hair drastically!

// February 17, 2013
100

Das Auto Show

Went to the 2013 Chicago Auto Show and beat 2 levels of Terminator!

// February 9, 2013
105

Hardcore Groceries

It may have taken a while, but we got all the food, cooked a month’s worth of meals, and even had some pizza!

75

Mild Nudity Achieved

Had an evening with Nick Offerman and were blown away by his meaty comedy.

// February 8, 2013
50

Z-Day Encounter

Driving to Kate’s we encountered an actual real-life zombie. Scared the shit out of us, but we survived. (It may have been a drunk guy who got hit by a car).

130

Celebrating Laura

Drinking, dancing, and more drinking – that’s how we celebrate Laura J’s birthday!

// February 2, 2013
155

Mall Adventure Catch-Up

We shopped the entirety of Gurnee Mills and stayed WAY too late at Chili’s talking!

// February 1, 2013
105

Huddle Up Fundraiser

We Huddled Up for Jack and helped raise money for his medical bills!

70

Epic Cavorting

A lovely Epic Deli lunch, chocolate dipped awesome, and wandering some stores!

// January 30, 2013
Eternal Backup Drive

Eternal Backup Drive

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Never lose a file again with this invincible 2 Exabyte backup drive! +5 to data retention

Human Doing

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There’s been less sitting around and a lot more action. Things are almost where they ought to be!

// January 28, 2013
35

Epic Deli Catch-Up

You caught up over some amazing sandwiches at the Epic Deli. As meaty as it gets, and good conversation!

// January 27, 2013
50

Forts and Recreation

We built a fort and wasted a day watching Hulu+ and Netflix, eating Taco Bell and ice cream. Good Sunday.

// January 26, 2013
85

Sexy Librarian Pub Crawl

We got super sexy, checked out a few bars, and heard a lot of talk about literature. Abby even faked being one of them!

75

Tofurkey Incident

The Tofurkey may have been tough to cut, but it was still a lovely and fancy dinner party. Thanks, ladies!

// January 23, 2013
75

Apartment Hunting 2

Another round of apartment hunting, adventures, and waiting for that guy to come unlock the door for us.

// January 8, 2013
50

Janesville

Indian food, Ihop ’till close, and a game of hide-and-seek inside their Walmart!

// January 4, 2013
SLR of Truthiness

SLR of Truthiness

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Nothing can escape the single-lens reflex of this truth-revealing camera! +2 to my shitty vision

Odinson

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Why the hell not? I’ve got access to the Odinforce! Or was that electricity? Either way.

// January 3, 2013
65

Oh, Hey Guys

We traveled all the way to Chicago to surprise Matt because we had nothing better to do! He wasn’t that surprised.

// January 1, 2013
155

2013 – We Survived!

Nothing like spending NYE in a hot tub full of the best peoples in the world. As good as it gets.

// December 30, 2012
75

Stuff On A Stick

We made so many moustaches and various props for NYE – so props to us!!

// December 28, 2012
65

Ukraine Is Weak

Two games of risk in one night – one regular, one LOTR – is enough (and fun as hell). Mike won them both.

// December 26, 2012
100

ZooLights 2012

Poo-shaped hippo, zebra-stripe lights, a blunky and getting mad at Jess.

// December 23, 2012
150

Jewfriends

Lauren got sick, Jess cried at the Muppets, and the boys played Risk. Sounds right.

// December 21, 2012
35

WE SURVIVED!

The Mayans were wrong. We survived!!

// December 20, 2012
100

Christmas Craft Night

An exciting evening making crafts as the snow blows outside. At least we were warm!

// December 16, 2012
115

Headquarters 2: HQ Harder

Once more to the barcade we go, to vanquish all foes!

// December 10, 2012

Vagabond

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Still no permanent address, still no real leads on a place to live. Still loving all the adventure.

Level 2 Development Kit

Level 2 Dev Kit

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Level 2 mobile development kit to aid in building mobile-friendly sites and apps! +5 to mobile development

// December 9, 2012
85

We’ll Work It Next Year!

The One Of A Kind artists’ show was amazing and inspiring – can’t wait to have our own booth next year!!

// December 8, 2012
75

Ugly Holiday Sweater Blues

Had a rockin’ good time at Blue’s Ugly Holiday Sweater Party!

// December 7, 2012
50

First Friend to Fairbury

Finally, a friend from the Castle visits Fairbury to see the sights and track in some mud.

// November 29, 2012
125

Blue 2: Electric Boogaloo

You KNOW we hit up Blue after One World Wednesday! Darts, pool, and board games!

175

One World Reunion 2012

All the old suspects, back at the old haunt. Feels good to be together again!

75

Pizza Parliament

We came. We ate pizza. We passed judgement upon Old Chicago.

// November 26, 2012
30

All Along the Watchtower

Officially moved out of the Villa!

15

Sober, DJ, Shake Head

Hosted a Watchtower-warming party!

// November 23, 2012
75

Soup, Salad and Friendsgiving!

Had a great Friendsgiving lunch, stuffing our faces with all we could eat food!!

// November 22, 2012
85

House Guest Sans Pareil

Apparently great times are had when you crash at your friend’s house! Probably because you help do the dishes.

// November 19, 2012

Mr. Rule 8

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I love to enforce it!
“Rule 8: Don’t be shitty.”

The Terminus Katanas

The Terminus Katanas

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Enchanted protection from the walking dead.
+10 to undead defense; prevents turning.

125

Madison Friendsgave 2012

Caitlin’s Friendsgiving extravagasm was a blow-out success!

129

One Year From 30

It was Bryan’s birthday, and we partied the shit out of it!! “A Righteous Time!”

// November 11, 2012
115

Meet Me At Headquarters

Amazing arcade games, better music, and even better friends!

// November 4, 2012
150

More Fun Than A Wedding

An awesome night of partying and a nerdy day of coding.

// November 2, 2012
25

Court-Ship

There’s at least 2 Caitlin+Sean shippers out there. Christ…

// October 28, 2012
100

Webmaster

I made this website. I think that’s enough.

Promulgator

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“to make known by open declaration; publish; proclaim formally or put into operation”

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