Matt Archer

// Day Breather
Matt Archer

10xp to level 3
// May 12, 2013

Post-Grad Celebration

From the hoochies upon the dueling pianos, to skiball, even Lauren with that stupid clapper thing, ’twas great celebrating Em’s achievement!

// April 19, 2013

Living Our LIVES

Lauren was surprised, wine was drunk, forests and creeks were explored. Truly, we lived our lives.

// March 30, 2013

Swamp in the Yard

A rousing game of front-yard catch followed by a trip to the Oberweis! A nice pre-Easter family night.

// March 22, 2013

Show @ the End of the World

You saw Matt Nathanson… without me? I bet it was one hell of a show!!

// March 16, 2013

Day Drinker

What is St. Patrick’s day if you’re not using it as the perfect excuse for some parade-watching and day-drinking?

// March 11, 2013

Flopsy Penguin

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Flopsy here is all ready to be your best friend (when Chris is asleep) and is even pretty good at the PS3! +5 to glee, +10 to charisma

Day Breather

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He’s just fine during the day, but at night – with the aid of his crazy Bane-mask – Matt Archer becomes… THE DAY BREATHER!

// March 10, 2013

Hasa Diga Eebowai

For Em’s “big 2-4″ you guys got to see The Book of Mormon! I’m so jealous! Hasa Diga Eebowai!!

// March 9, 2013

Genital Snarf

Hamster ball led to dinner, which lead to drinks, sleeping, and cinnamon rolls for breakfast! Happy birthday, Em!

// March 4, 2013

Supermassive Rock Show!

We saw Muse at the United Center. I don’t think this needs any further explanation.

// March 2, 2013

Vocal Voodoo

The PTX rocked your socks off with their vocal voodoo in celebration of the Valentine holiday!!

// February 27, 2013


I promised 15XP to anybody who knew who Nathaniel and Super-Fly are… Em and Matt nailed it!

// February 1, 2013

Huddle Up Fundraiser

We Huddled Up for Jack and helped raise money for his medical bills!

// January 4, 2013
Flask of the Unknown

Flask of the Unknown

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Nobody knows what is inside, but it’s rumored that imbibing the liquid provides +5 to science!

Potato Matt

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When Matt wants to have a lazy day, he transforms into a potato!!

// January 3, 2013

Oh, Hey Guys

We traveled all the way to Chicago to surprise Matt because we had nothing better to do! He wasn’t that surprised.

// December 26, 2012

ZooLights 2012

Poo-shaped hippo, zebra-stripe lights, a blunky and getting mad at Jess.

// December 23, 2012


Lauren got sick, Jess cried at the Muppets, and the boys played Risk. Sounds right.

// December 21, 2012


The Mayans were wrong. We survived!!

// December 16, 2012

Headquarters 2: HQ Harder

Once more to the barcade we go, to vanquish all foes!

// November 26, 2012

Play That Funky Music

Played DJ Pro Tempore at Jim and Jess’ wedding!

// November 23, 2012

Soup, Salad and Friendsgiving!

Had a great Friendsgiving lunch, stuffing our faces with all we could eat food!!

// November 14, 2012

Mr. Staying Positive

Sometimes you just gotta stay positive – and you kicked positivity’s ass!


Dude, Where’s My Car?

Drove the whole crew to B&G’s engagement brunch – and didn’t even ask for gas money. Like a boss.

// November 11, 2012

Meet Me At Headquarters

Amazing arcade games, better music, and even better friends!

// November 6, 2012

You’re Right to Vote 2012!

It doesn’t matter who you vote for – as long as you do it!!!

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