Lauren Wolk

// Mrs. Fey
Lauren Wolk

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70xp to level 3
// May 27, 2013
75

Shut It Down

Shut it all down. The entire ‘life’ you’ve built in Quincy. For God’s sake, Lauren, get out of there.

// May 26, 2013
35

Afterparty

What better way to calm down after a hectic day than midnight Steak & Shake? Nom!

// May 25, 2013
200

The Ol’ Strohfeldt Surprise

They got Dave & Ruthie good and it was amazing to be a part of it!! Go Team Johnsburg!

// May 12, 2013
110

Post-Grad Celebration

From the hoochies upon the dueling pianos, to skiball, even Lauren with that stupid clapper thing, ’twas great celebrating Em’s achievement!

// April 19, 2013
175

Living Our LIVES

Lauren was surprised, wine was drunk, forests and creeks were explored. Truly, we lived our lives.

// March 12, 2013
The Intermittence

The Intermittence

// item unlocked

This mystical device, older than our universe itself, allows a user to fast-forward up to a year into their own future. One use per customer

Mrs. Fey

// title unlocked

I’m pretty sure you’d marry Tina Fey if given even the tiniest chance. You guys would be cute together!

// March 9, 2013
100

Genital Snarf

Hamster ball led to dinner, which lead to drinks, sleeping, and cinnamon rolls for breakfast! Happy birthday, Em!

// March 2, 2013
95

Vocal Voodoo

The PTX rocked your socks off with their vocal voodoo in celebration of the Valentine holiday!!

// January 4, 2013
Point Warranty

Point Warranty

// item unlocked

Your new Civic comes with a Point Warranty! Protects against rust and corrosion! +3 to longevity

Abecedary

// title unlocked

She is one who teaches, even though she’s stuck in Quincy.

// January 1, 2013
155

2013 – We Survived!

Nothing like spending NYE in a hot tub full of the best peoples in the world. As good as it gets.

// December 30, 2012
75

Stuff On A Stick

We made so many moustaches and various props for NYE – so props to us!!

// December 26, 2012
100

ZooLights 2012

Poo-shaped hippo, zebra-stripe lights, a blunky and getting mad at Jess.

100

Civic Duty

You joined the ranks of true adulthood and purchased a 2013 Civic! Great job!!

// December 23, 2012
150

Jewfriends

Lauren got sick, Jess cried at the Muppets, and the boys played Risk. Sounds right.

// December 21, 2012
35

WE SURVIVED!

The Mayans were wrong. We survived!!

// November 26, 2012
10

Vermicious Knid

Smacked Tyler in the nuts, with extreme prejudice!

15

Drink, Dance, Strip

You attended the Watchtower-warming party!

// November 23, 2012
75

Soup, Salad and Friendsgiving!

Had a great Friendsgiving lunch, stuffing our faces with all we could eat food!!

// November 11, 2012
115

Meet Me At Headquarters

Amazing arcade games, better music, and even better friends!

// November 10, 2012
35

Escaped The Tea Party

You’ve successfully escaped Quincy, IL for the weekend!!

// November 6, 2012
25

You’re Right to Vote 2012!

It doesn’t matter who you vote for – as long as you do it!!!

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