Emily Cairns

// Casework Champion
Emily Cairns

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150xp to level 4
// May 26, 2013
35

Afterparty

What better way to calm down after a hectic day than midnight Steak & Shake? Nom!

// May 25, 2013
200

The Ol’ Strohfeldt Surprise

They got Dave & Ruthie good and it was amazing to be a part of it!! Go Team Johnsburg!

// May 19, 2013
100

Learning The Way

It takes careful discipline, a steady hand, and a 5-hour drive to master opening and closing the cottage.

// May 12, 2013
110

Post-Grad Celebration

From the hoochies upon the dueling pianos, to skiball, even Lauren with that stupid clapper thing, ’twas great celebrating Em’s achievement!

// May 11, 2013
250

Social Masterwork

You got your master’s degree! That’s just… freakin’ awesome!

// April 19, 2013
175

Living Our LIVES

Lauren was surprised, wine was drunk, forests and creeks were explored. Truly, we lived our lives.

// March 30, 2013
35

Swamp in the Yard

A rousing game of front-yard catch followed by a trip to the Oberweis! A nice pre-Easter family night.

// March 22, 2013
65

Show @ the End of the World

You saw Matt Nathanson… without me? I bet it was one hell of a show!!

// March 16, 2013
65

Day Drinker

What is St. Patrick’s day if you’re not using it as the perfect excuse for some parade-watching and day-drinking?

// March 10, 2013
75

Hasa Diga Eebowai

For Em’s “big 2-4″ you guys got to see The Book of Mormon! I’m so jealous! Hasa Diga Eebowai!!

// March 9, 2013
100

Genital Snarf

Hamster ball led to dinner, which lead to drinks, sleeping, and cinnamon rolls for breakfast! Happy birthday, Em!

// March 2, 2013
95

Vocal Voodoo

The PTX rocked your socks off with their vocal voodoo in celebration of the Valentine holiday!!

// February 27, 2013
15

Albuquerque

I promised 15XP to anybody who knew who Nathaniel and Super-Fly are… Em and Matt nailed it!

// February 22, 2013

Casework Champion

// title unlocked

Nobody beats my sister when it comes to helping their clients! Truly, you are making a difference in people’s lives.

Self Cleaning Dishes

Self Cleaning Dishes

// item unlocked

Nothing like a set of self-cleaning dishes and cookware to provide you with +10 to kitchen cleanliness!

// February 1, 2013
105

Huddle Up Fundraiser

We Huddled Up for Jack and helped raise money for his medical bills!

// January 4, 2013
Blue Ivy

Blue Ivy

// item unlocked

She loves her some blabies. I guess that’s it.
+4 social work skill

Beyoncemily

// title unlocked

At least she’s not “Sticky Scrot” or “Blue Waffle”. And she loves Beyonce.

// January 3, 2013
65

Oh, Hey Guys

We traveled all the way to Chicago to surprise Matt because we had nothing better to do! He wasn’t that surprised.

// January 1, 2013
155

2013 – We Survived!

Nothing like spending NYE in a hot tub full of the best peoples in the world. As good as it gets.

// December 30, 2012
75

Stuff On A Stick

We made so many moustaches and various props for NYE – so props to us!!

// December 26, 2012
100

ZooLights 2012

Poo-shaped hippo, zebra-stripe lights, a blunky and getting mad at Jess.

// December 23, 2012
150

Jewfriends

Lauren got sick, Jess cried at the Muppets, and the boys played Risk. Sounds right.

// December 21, 2012
35

WE SURVIVED!

The Mayans were wrong. We survived!!

// December 16, 2012
115

Headquarters 2: HQ Harder

Once more to the barcade we go, to vanquish all foes!

// November 26, 2012
15

Drink, Dance, Strip

You attended the Watchtower-warming party!

// November 23, 2012
75

Soup, Salad and Friendsgiving!

Had a great Friendsgiving lunch, stuffing our faces with all we could eat food!!

// November 11, 2012
115

Meet Me At Headquarters

Amazing arcade games, better music, and even better friends!

// November 6, 2012
25

You’re Right to Vote 2012!

It doesn’t matter who you vote for – as long as you do it!!!

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